May 2013
mom: do you have a boyfriend
me: yes
mom: does he exist
me: yes
mom: does he know you exist
me: not yet
May 21st
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fadical: when an artist wants to show you their art or a writer wants you to read what they’ve written it’s quite often an expression of trust because a poem or a story or a painting are often things that come from the heart little pieces of the artists themselves and if they’re willing to share it with you you should appreciate it
May 21st
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psilentasincjelli: If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
May 21st
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squareclocks: I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up. 
May 21st
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May 21st
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how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u
May 20th
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May 20th
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Tumblr: I am a strong and independent blue website who don't need no Yahoo
May 20th
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May 20th
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northlan-e: its gotten to the point where i either feel no emotion or every emotion at once
May 20th
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May 20th
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spoken-not-written: thats-slightly-raven: My brother was trusted to go shopping for the first time yesterday and he bought 39 loaves of bread because it was on offer so now our kitchen is just full of a fuckton of bread and we have nowhere to put any of it because our freezer is full, my house is like a shitty math problem right now. oh crumbs.
May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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fourlittlehobbits: when it comes to reading i’m either reading 400 pages a day or taking a month to read 200 there is no inbetween
May 18th
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I’m not even sure how tomorrow is going to pan out I’m actually terrified to watch Jamie Carragher play his final game and I don’t know what to do, I’m crying already and I’ve got another day.
May 18th
the-lonely-scottish-guy: ‘stop being overdramatic’ they say ‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
May 17th
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33113: don’t be too clingy don’t be such a ‘girl’ be a woman but be hairless like a child don’t wear skimpy outfits don’t be such a ‘slut’ be modest but take it off when i ask don’t assert yourself don’t be such a ‘bitch’ be nice to me but don’t be a fucking doormat don’t be ignorant don’t be such a ‘bimbo’ be intelligent but don’t argue your opinion with me don’t wear make-up ever don’t be so...
May 17th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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“So, I guess we are who we are for alot of reasons. And maybe we’ll never know...”
– Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being a Wallflower (via jeihiyaahh)
May 16th
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“One should always be drunk. That’s all that matters…But with what? With wine,...”
– Charles Baudelaire (via lovely—delight)
May 16th
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May 16th
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thernardier: “you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes
May 16th
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“Sometimes you tell someone to never call you again, and then the phone rings and...”
– John Mayer (via blindeyeswillsee)
May 16th
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trolling-tito: In 1961 Benfica won its first (and last) European Cup, against Real Madrid.  Next year, their coach, Bella Guttman, was fired. He reportedly said: “Without me, Benfica will never win an European title again. Ever.” Well, I am not saying he was right.  But… He was right. 
May 15th
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May 15th
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leonmcgann: agroncriss: i remember when france gave the uk one point last year and then graham norton said: we built a tunnel to your country to non-europeans this post will be so confusing
May 15th
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jebiwonkenobi: When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
May 15th
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without wishing to sound melodramatic, sunday is going to be bouleversant for me just wish i could think of the english word for bouleversant 
May 15th
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miscaitlin: why doesn’t life have a motherlode cheat yet
May 15th
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May 14th
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psychoticmist: if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
May 13th
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May 13th
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mareeps: today in yearbook this guy AJ was being really rude and disruptive so my teacher told him to act ladylike. instead of doing his usually disruptive stuff, every 30 seconds he would yell out “MY BOOBS HURT” “I NEED A MAN” “IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY BEST YOU SURE AS HELL DONT DESERVE ME AT MY WORST” “I CANT DRIVE” “WHY DOES NOBODY LOVE ME”
May 13th
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May 9th
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“If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.”
– A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner  (via josephgordonslevitt)
May 9th
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areallifegirlinthisfuckedupworld: my mum told my dad there was a beetle in the kitchen and he ran downstairs going PLEASE TELL ME ITS JOHN LENNON
May 9th
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