December 2011
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Also in 2011:
I was 5 days late for a driving test then failed 2 driving tests xoxo professional
80rah asked: bless you honestly :*
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I forgot an important thing!
This year I became a Shakira fan.
SOY LOCA POR SHAKIRA
LOCA
LOCA
LOCA
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My year:
San Francisco and Lake Tahoe - probably one of the best weeks of my life. Loved every single moment of it.
My 17th birthday - American themed birthday party to reminisce skiing the previous month. Was a good night. (And a tweet from Lucas, the best birthday present ever.)
Berlin - Such a fun and interesting trip and nice to spend some time with different people to those who I’m usually...
nereaspenis:
secretly you all want to be in my tumblr awards
just like how i want to be in all of yours
alas most of the people i follow - like me - cannot be fucking arsed to do some bloody post about who has the best hair
so no
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I wrote this over a year ago and it's still as...
As humans, we take up various different social roles as part of our culture. Sometimes we forget that footballers are humans and understandably so. Steven Gerrard often seems so flawless that it’s unthinkable to even suggest he is from anywhere other than heaven. Superhuman he may seem but Gerrard is actually from Huyton as opposed to Heaven and is of the same species as all of us. Therefore he...
John Arne Riise getting a twitter is one of the highlights of my year :-)
Speaking 2 languages in a sentence because you're...
puyols-hairdresser asked: Oh Jaz! You're the pretty and perfect one! :) <3 xxx
does anyone have a link to that video of luis suarez and delfina is in the little red coat? please?
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i’ve found some turtle antics by searching ‘turtle’ on my blog
hahahahaha let me screen cap
who wants to bet that some people will take this gif as proof that suarez is a nasty evil villain when really he was only messin with our maxi hahaha suarez haters i have one message for you:
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tagging
is there a way to look at all the quotes i’ve posted
without traipsing through my whole blog
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andy carroll so is bisexual though
it’s obvious
written all over his face
if all the quotes i posted on here were true
hahahahaha
andy carroll bisexual
gerrard and alonso having sex in changing rooms (that’s what someone made of that quote omg)
didn’t i say something before like carra saying ‘never liked meireles anyway’
and didn’t we do something about stevie g liking turtles
omg idek what i do any more
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“Yes, it is true that I am bisexual but that has nothing to do with my football.”
– Andy Carroll
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Don't forget to follow my John Arne Riise and... →
footballloveslove:
okay… right now i’m like…
someone once locked stevie and xabi in the changing room for hours…and xabi said it’s his favourite memory off the pitch!!!
and he says it was funny but he cannot say more…. ;)
well… it maybe could have started with this..
omg imagine if someone made that quote up though and it wasn’t true AT ALL :-)
Anonymous asked: that quote has spread like wildfire, people actually think it's for real and i can't stop laughing! xD
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do people who click ‘preview’ on tumblr posts exist?
Anonymous asked: 17. When was the last time you cried?
Invade my privacy. Anon or not. Do it!
augmentedfourth:
1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it? 2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now? 3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time? 4. Would you ever smile at a stranger? 5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? 6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone...
relatives: did you find yourself a boyfriend?
me: no
relatives: but you're such a beautiful girl you should have one by now
boys: hahahahahahaahahhaaha no
everyone is reblogging that xabi alonso quote that i made up
standard :-)
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“My favourite memory off the pitch is when Stevie (Gerrard) and I got locked in...”
– Xabi Alonso on his time at Liverpool FC
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should i find robbie savage as attractive as i do?
welp
shwmae rob rhywiol
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girliciousdreams asked: Tag, you’re it! Here are the rules: Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. You have to choose and tag ten people. Go to their blogs and tell them you tagged them. No tag back.
Boris Becker tweeting me about Gerard Pique and Kelly Cates (Dalglish) tweeting me about nostrils all in under 24 hours :-)
I love twitter.
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Anonymous asked: I'm really starting to like Shakira, can you recommend some of your favourite songs? :) btw your blog is one of my favs!
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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
Set Fire to the Rain
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